to the main page -Go
back to where you started. No, not to your mother's womb.
-Irritating facts about the author of this irritating site.
-Keys to happiness in
life. Some of them almost work.
-Find out things about
my country. That is, if you got the balls.
-Meter -Test just
how crazy you are.
-Lyrics from good old days. No, I will not update it, ever. I have better things to do
-Meter -This unofficial test determines whether
you are a TRUE blonde.
-My poems. Your life will not be as voluptuous as it could be
if you're not familiar with my poems.
to comment on my page? I know I shouldn't give you the chance, but wattahell.
-I know you want to
get away from here, and I have the solutions.
-I have won awards! Yes, they were awarded by fellow earthlings.