Back to the main page -Go back to where you started. No, not to your mother's womb.
Me -Irritating facts about the author of this irritating site.
Life -Keys to happiness in life. Some of them almost work.
Finland -Find out things about my country. That is, if you got the balls.
Crazy-O -Meter -Test just how crazy you are.
Lyrics -Lyrics from good old days. No, I will not update it, ever. I have better things to do
Blond-O -Meter -This unofficial test determines whether you are a TRUE blonde.
Poems -My poems. Your life will not be as voluptuous as it could be if you're not familiar with my poems.
User Survey -Want to comment on my page? I know I shouldn't give you the chance, but wattahell.
Links -I know you want to get away from here, and I have the solutions.
Awards -I have won awards! Yes, they were awarded by fellow earthlings.